Cover art that looks cropped from ad for sexual stimulants? Check. Maudlin, piano and keyboard-led instrumentals supported by chintzy drum machines? Accounted for. "All you need for an intimate party"? Not quite.
Eurotica's heart seems to be in the right place. But the 19 selections here are little more than background music placeholders, with few defining characteristics and about as much sex appeal as dandelion perfume. ~ Johnny Loftus