Greatest Hits, a set of big, over-the-top Euro-dance tracks from
Captain Jack, whose frontman looks like a
Village People version of a renegade military dictator, is vapid, fast, massively huge and cheesy, and encourages no thought but plenty of butt-shaking. If that's your ticket, this will get the walls shaking, your neighbors complaining, and the dancefloor filled. But that's all it will do. You'll still have a headache in the morning.