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Introduction, A Gift From Derrick View on Youtube
03:31
Some Jokes That Have To Do With My Girlfriend, A Hotel In Boston, A Man In Provincetown, Twitter, Time Vs. Timing, A Neck Pillow View on Youtube
05:00
Sub Pop Showcase At SxSW View on Youtube
01:56
Ask A Pastor View on Youtube
03:03
Some Jokes That Touch Upon Religion, Guitar Center View on Youtube
03:04
A LinkedIn Profile View on Youtube
02:39
The Time I Was Mugged In Mexico With Michael Stipe View on Youtube
05:48
Girlfriend, Khaleesi, Any Questions, Making A 'Zine View on Youtube
03:50
Contacting Celebrities On Facebook View on Youtube
04:18
Not Happy With A Parking Ticket I Got In Portsmouth, NH View on Youtube
07:59
Paintings I Made To Showcase At My Local Whole Foods View on Youtube
02:29
I Marry A Couple From The Audience On Stage View on Youtube
07:05
Welcome To The Meditation, Please Get Comfortable View on Youtube
03:22
The Body View on Youtube
02:26
Feet & Legs View on Youtube
01:55
Tummy, Doodle & Hoo-Hoo View on Youtube
02:54
Heart View on Youtube
Throat, Arms & Hands View on Youtube
02:41
Head View on Youtube
01:51
Thank You Body, Simple Ways To Relax View on Youtube
03:14
Introduction View on Youtube
00:16
Horse View on Youtube
00:04
Horse Galloping View on Youtube
00:07
Horse III View on Youtube
00:08
Duck View on Youtube
Duck II View on Youtube
Dog View on Youtube
00:05
Cat View on Youtube
Cat Purring View on Youtube
00:09
Cat Asking For Directions View on Youtube
Two Sheep Arguing View on Youtube
00:10
Mice Making Fried Rice View on Youtube
00:06
Bear View on Youtube
Wolf View on Youtube
Fox Embarrassed About His Boner View on Youtube
Giraffe Sleeping View on Youtube
Turtle View on Youtube
Turtle II View on Youtube
Chicken Prostitue Haggling
00:13
Shark View on Youtube
Toilet Flushing View on Youtube
Blender View on Youtube
Automatic Door Opening View on Youtube
Doorbell View on Youtube
Alarm Clock View on Youtube
Frying Pan Sizzle View on Youtube
Teapot Whistle View on Youtube
Dishwasher Running View on Youtube
Telephone Ringing View on Youtube
Telephone Falling On The Ground View on Youtube
Shower Running View on Youtube
Crackling Fire View on Youtube
VCR Ejecting A Tape View on Youtube
Group Of Businessmen Agreeing View on Youtube
00:18
Baby Locked In A Dresser View on Youtube
Fart View on Youtube
Long Fart View on Youtube
Fart III View on Youtube
Little Girl Crying View on Youtube
00:12
Man Walking In Boots View on Youtube
Screaming Man View on Youtube
Screaming Woman Who Sounds Like A Man View on Youtube
TV Audience Clapping At Food View on Youtube
00:11
Drum Circle View on Youtube
00:14
Rave View on Youtube
Last Guy At A Rave View on Youtube
Train View on Youtube
Steam Engine View on Youtube
Neon Sign View on Youtube
Motorcycle View on Youtube
Scanning An Item View on Youtube
Feeling For A Ripe Avocado View on Youtube
Jihadist After Seeing About A Boy View on Youtube
Jack-In-The-Box View on Youtube
Jigsaw Puzzle View on Youtube
Fire Truck View on Youtube
Video Game View on Youtube
Italian Person Eating a Pizza Pie View on Youtube
Naturalized Immigrant Doing A Job You Are Unqualified For View on Youtube
Abortion Doctor Enjoying A Candy Bar View on Youtube
Grand Wizard Can't Find A Sock View on Youtube
Powerful Senator View on Youtube
Powerful Senator II View on Youtube
Fighter Plane View on Youtube
Ambient Noise In An Airplane View on Youtube
Airplane Flying View on Youtube
Police Siren View on Youtube
Police Siren In Europe View on Youtube
Police Siren In Belgium View on Youtube
Gun Shot View on Youtube
Machine Gun View on Youtube
.357 Magnum Inside A Watermelon View on Youtube
Gays In The Military View on Youtube
Thunder View on Youtube
Rain View on Youtube
Hurricane View on Youtube
Blizzard View on Youtube
Snowing View on Youtube
Sentient Robot Going About His Daily Business View on Youtube
Computer Downloading A File View on Youtube
New Email View on Youtube
Traffic View on Youtube
Kids Playing In The Park View on Youtube
Kids Playing In The Park II View on Youtube
Spaceship Flying View on Youtube
Spaceship Crashing View on Youtube
Going To Warp Speed View on Youtube
Alien Supermarket View on Youtube
Laser Gunfire View on Youtube
Someone Controlling Technology By Waving Their Hands View on Youtube
Ronald Reagan Taking A Shower View on Youtube
Tacos View on Youtube
Fur Coat Getting Fucked By A Bunch Of Cats View on Youtube
Tree Falling In A Forest View on Youtube
Jewish Person Saying "Oy Vey" Wrong View on Youtube
Summertime View on Youtube
People Being Diligent At An Ad Agency View on Youtube
Helicopter View on Youtube
Living Helicopter Complaining View on Youtube
Chinese Woman Eating Lasagna View on Youtube
Hero Returning From A Budweiser Commercial View on Youtube
Elephant Having Trouble View on Youtube
One Of Those People On The Street Who Tries To Get Money View on Youtube
Telephone Calling A Toaster View on Youtube
Grasshopper Asking A Dog A Question View on Youtube
00:15
Shortwave Radio View on Youtube
Two Apples On A Rainy Sunday In The Fall View on Youtube
Dentist Having Sex View on Youtube
Panda At A Hotel View on Youtube
Birth Control Pills Telling A Little Boy Not To Eat Them View on Youtube
Cat That Doesn't Mind View on Youtube
Male Toothpaste Being Sneaky View on Youtube
Creamy Polenta Vs. Couscous View on Youtube
Old Man's Penis View on Youtube
Dial Tone View on Youtube
Museum That Needs To Use The Bathroom View on Youtube
Celebrity Agreeing To Take A Selfie View on Youtube
Guy Getting A Sweet Beej View on Youtube
Fire Hydrant That Doesn't Want Anyone To Know It's Anti-Semitic View on Youtube
Bellhop Who Got Stung View on Youtube
LGBT Party Where People Are Eating Sushi View on Youtube
LGBT Newsletter That Loves The Expendables Franchise View on Youtube
Sweaty Kid Crying About A Sandwich View on Youtube
Too Many Pieces Of Paper View on Youtube
Puddle View on Youtube
Magic Clown Using His Powers View on Youtube
Wild Turkey Bragging About His Mansion View on Youtube
The Number 84 Explaining To The Number 52 That It Is Bigger But Not Better View on Youtube
Tape Recorder Being Used Wrong View on Youtube
Misogynistic Maple Trees View on Youtube
Apple Sauce Being Naughty View on Youtube
Safe Word View on Youtube
Two Pistols Sitting On A Shelf View on Youtube
Cookies Being Arrested View on Youtube
Sheep That Is Too Cute To Eat View on Youtube
Daughter Reacting To Her Mother Telling Her There Are Two Kinds Of People In This World View on Youtube
Desk Covered In Hair View on Youtube
Person From 1870 Who Was Frozen In Time View on Youtube
Boy Who Loves Hammocks View on Youtube
Dustpan View on Youtube
A Billion Ants Writing A Complaint Letter View on Youtube
Two 20-Year-Olds Touching Their Winkies View on Youtube
Yellow Line That Divides Roads View on Youtube
Smell Of A Pear View on Youtube
Group Of Wealthy Men View on Youtube
Confused Child View on Youtube
25 Rats Sleeping View on Youtube
00:23
Flowers View on Youtube
Fishing View on Youtube
Boat View on Youtube
Mizzenmast View on Youtube
Bow View on Youtube
Stern View on Youtube
Basement View on Youtube
Rainbow View on Youtube
Telescope Being Defensive View on Youtube
Larry King Being Told Important Information View on Youtube
Well View on Youtube
The Moment A Well-Respected Author Wins The Guinness World Record View on Youtube
Salad View on Youtube
Little Girl Teasing A Lamp View on Youtube
Zoo With Nothing To Lose View on Youtube
Racist Stapler View on Youtube
Friendship Bracelet View on Youtube
Thor's Hammer, Mjölnir View on Youtube
Two Lost Fireflies View on Youtube
Humpback Whale View on Youtube
Elevator At The Empire State Building View on Youtube
Tip Of A Billionaire's Penis View on Youtube
Brand New Pillows Covered In Blood View on Youtube
French Kids Picking Apples View on Youtube
Huge Pile Of Dirty Shirts View on Youtube
Hotel Guest Falling Asleep Frustrated View on Youtube
RomneyCare & ObamaCare View on Youtube
The Nerve Of Some People View on Youtube
Boner School View on Youtube
Spilled Milk That Found Out Its Son Died In A Car Accident View on Youtube
A BuzzFeed List View on Youtube
Two College Kids Subtly Trying To Figure Out Which One Is More Disadvantaged View on Youtube
Fox News & MSNBC View on Youtube
Amicable Divorce
Bing-Bong Ding-Dong Playing With Boom-Boom Doom-Doom
Snacks In Iraq
Telecommuting Cat
Nano-Horse
Hebrew Ray
Caldor Binge Drinking
Gender Roles On Their Way To A Football Game
Details
School Teacher Given Permission
High School Hockey Team Seeing 20 Years Into The Future
Cheese
Anna Kendrick Discovering An Underwater City
The Czech Republic
Drug Lord Feels Pretty Bad
Hotel Bed That Is Tired
Warm Handmade Boiled Bagels
Silly Billy Goat Got A Heroin Addiction
A Medically Reliable Introduction To Digital Drugs
00:25
Marijuana
03:00
PCP
Heroin
Apple Cider Vinegar
MDMA
LSD
Amoxicillin
Peyote
Amaretto Sour
Oxycodone
Crying
More Crying
01:32
Still Crying
17:51
I Simply Keep Crying
25:35
Welcome To My Russian Audio Phrasebook
00:36
Common Statements & Questions For Everyday Situations
01:57
Conversational Russian In The Workplace
02:17
Casual Phrases For Parties, Pubs & Outings
02:38
Proper Dinner Conversation For The Educated Guest
02:59
Small Talk With Strangers & Acquaintances in Public Spaces
Useful Phrases While On Vacation In Russia
02:49
Commonplace Subjects Within The Rich World of Academia
Polite Ways To Engage People of High Status
03:15
Enter The Fuckscape
03:07
Take A Ride On The Poon Schooner
03:19
I'm A Dirty Little Foreign Advisor
03:32
I Thought I Was The Pancake Man
03:46
You're A World-Class Pussy-Grifter
08:18
Intro To Ringtones
00:28
Phone Call
Vibrate Vibrate Vibrate
Ding-Dong Doodly-Doo
Waterfalls Shrimp Shrimp
Fiddle-Doddle-Doodle-Deedle
Doo-Doo-Pa-Dee-Da-Da-Pada
Phone Is Ringing
Friend
Love
Spicy Fish
Mother Calling
Father Calling
Mother 2
Father 2
Zippa-Dee-Doo-Da Zippa-Dee-Da
Aaaaaaaa
Wife Calling
Husband Calling
Someone Is Calling
Fuckface Calling
Acquaintance
Unnnnnn
Auauauauauauau
Wouowowoooouuuooo
Whistle Ring
Trtrtrtrtrtrtrllllbbrrr
00:17
Vrrrvvvvvvvvvvbbbrrr
Hyeuueehuuyehyeheyehyeyeeuu
Gwreeegwkqreu
Hrrruuhrrrunnghruu
Hraaaa! Hraavlaa!
Luuuuleelaaalalou!!
Unnngnhhhnhnhnuua
Answer The Phone
Pffrrrtttt
Susan Sarandon Is Calling
Colleague
Doodle-Doodle Hoo-Hoo
Hey!
Waffles
Fuckbuddy
Piano Cleaner
Bryan
Cream Cheese
Rabbi
Priest
I Can't Answer The Phone
Intro To Outgoing Voicemail Messages
01:08
Dr. Fart
Sarah
Social Anxiety
The Sizzle-Maker
Mittens
Kate
No Answer
Debbie
Andrew
Phil Donahue
Kaitlin
Old Man
Steve
Lucy
Judy
Megan
Leave Your Name
Kim
Tim
Miguel
Sebastian
Penicillin Dong
Thong McHacky-Sack
Matt
Katie
Confident Balls
Robert
Mr. Shitface
Pile Of Sneakers
Pasta Nasty
Crème Fresh Jackson
Flitchy Woo-Woo
Slick Motherfucker
Sleepy Horse
Can't Come To Phone
Dawn
I Am A Doctor
Nick
Poodle
Hello, Mr. Cunt
Standard Greeting 1
Standard Greeting 2
Standard Greeting 3
Standard Greeting 4
Standard Greeting 5
Standard Greeting 6
Standard Greeting 7
I Can't Answer The Phone (But I Want To)
02:15
Please Take Off Your Shoes
Don Draper Has The Flu
Moons Over Your Hammy
It's Not A Slumber Party Without Thor
Now My Back Hurts
Waffle House Parking Lot Mix-Up
Thank You So, So Much Mandy Patinkin
Oops
Sneaking Around The Zoo
Goodnight, Buddy
Baba Yaga Already Said She Was Sorry
Faxed To The Wrong Number
Linda Ronstadt Chillaxing
1960's Street Fight
Seriously Bro, You Just Made Me Goosh... Thanks
You Can Call Me Al (Not Song)
Don't Worry, This Man-Nanny Can Keep A Secret
The Best Misunderstanding
Whoa... Lookout, Sir Beast-Weasel
Kindhearted Fireman
Let's Put Our Intellectual Property Debate On Hold
Happy Valentine's Day, Mr. And Mrs. President
Ice Cream Hearts Melting In The Love-Sun
Offal For Lunch, Woo-Hoo For Dinner
00:24
Goofballs Having Silly Fun
The Jackal Never Misses!
Land-Grabber's Cousin Has Nice Upstairs
Mrs. Thunder/Mr. 80% Chance Of Rain
Don't Mind If I Do...
Round One Goes To Princess-Rump
Happy And Stuffed
Just Another Guns N' Roses Brunch
Pleasant Surprise At Sleepaway Camp
Handsome Old Man Has A Tummy Ache
Have We Met?
No, Please... After You
Gimme Back My Bonnie Raitt CD... Actually, Keep It
Tollbooth Attendant Is Open-Minded
88% On Rotten Tomatoes
Mischievous Whoopsy-Daisy
Two Rascals Showing Off
48 And Flexible
That Was Worth It
Bandits Helping Around The House
Army Buddies Going Big-Ball Bowling
I'm The Autodidact Of Amour
Oh, My Wife Knows
That Was The Best FTP I Ever Uploaded
The Healing Heart/Mother-In-Law
Just Two Doves At A Sweat Party
00:19
We Get Five Weeks' Vacation In Holland
Young Man Is An Excellent Executive Administrative Assistant
Two Adults In A Small Space
Dude, We're On The 5 O'Clock News
www.thepleasuresallmine.gov
I Don't Have The Hiccups Anymore
Thank You For Allowing Me Access To Your Oven
These Goat-Like People Know Their Bodies!
Bill Clinton Is Still Quite Playful
I Could Sure Use A Glass Of Water Now
The Kindness Of Strangers
We're Registered At Bed, Bath & Behind
IT Department Doesn't Have A Care In The World
Brassy, Bald And Ejaculating
I Voted For McCain In 2000
New Car Smell, Old Car Feel
Paul Can Really Push Good
Stay In My Guest Room As Long As You Want
David And Joshua Mutual Pleasure Exchange
Doin' The Flip-A-Doo
Anti-Vaxxer "Saxophone" Relaxer
Germaphobe Does Not Mind
Very Sleepy Man Delivers On Promise
Fourscore And Seven Years Of Happy-Happy
Fart Walrus
French Woman Enjoying A Danish
No Shirt, No Shoes - Service
With Or Without You (Preferably With)
Shouts And Murmurs
Pilates Are Invigorating
I'll Take A Look At The Dessert Menu
The Last Rock Star
00:20
It's Noon Somewhere
My Bar Mitzvah Was Ten Years Ago
Community Bookstore Meet-Up Gone Good
Love Clean Up, Aisle One
Found Your Thing Using MapQuest
Divorced MILF At A Used Record Store
This Cheesecake Is Divine
Jam Session
Can't Find My Socks (Don't Want To)
Even Better Than An Associate Degree
I Went To School In The Boston Area
Happiness Is A Warm Dong
Square Hole, Triangle Peg, Plus Another Square Hole
Call Me Dr. Stardust
Now That's How A Puppy Should Sneeze
Fun Times Inside A Grain Elevator
Operation Cooch-Toot
Preggo!
My Parents Won't Be Home For A Year And Five Days
Sure, In There Is Fine
The Official Webcam Of Yugoslavia
Last Entry Is At Three, But You Can Stay Til Six(!)
We Were Just Talking About You
Bridesmaid Cutting Loose At The Governor Bradford
Sophisticated?
We Deserve A Michelin Star
Mr. Mamet Showing Off His Special Forces
00:21
Soup Dumplings, Squish-Squish
How Very Hemmingway Of You
Drinking Straight Out Of Lust's Milk Carton
Amateur Anthropologist Makes Important Observation
Senior Year Hebrew School Mischief
I Wonder If This Was Allowed In Prussia?
Pretty Fun Night In Merrill C3 Short
Should We Take The Bridge Or The Tunnel?
Dirty Boulevard
Is The Love-Falcon Available For Birthdays?
Portland, ME Is Cool... But Really Weird
The Wish-Maker Will See You Now
Head Of Development Instructing Rugged Hiker
The Shenanigans You Requested
What Gusto!
Please Don't Make This About Harold Pinter (Again)
Wet Hot Americano
A Gentleman Never Reveals His Source
Glad The Town Approved Your Slurping Permit
A Mime Betrayed, A Mime Forgiven
Too Soon?
Please Be Quiet Or You'll Wake Up My Titties
Never You Mind That
She Got A Real Candy Apple Poot-Hooter
Dolph Lundgren At That Top Of His Game
Mustachioed Man Has Patience, Diligence
Two Gigolos, One Office Manager
Secretary Of State Is Not Off-Putting
It Took Another Man's Wife To Make This Boy A Man
Nothing Goes To Waste
My Mouse Is Thankful For Your Mouse
Make Yourself At Home
Meet Me By The Condom Machine
I Feel Like I've Known You For Hours
Oh, I Thought You Wanted Something Else, Glad It Worked Out
Fire Your Dentist!
Postwar Japan Is Well-Understood By These Two
Gene Simmons Crying In A Pile Of Shit
I'm The Only Lady Who Could Pull Excalibur Outta There
Rooting For Truffles, Miami Style
Businessman Has Ding-Dong Like Rocket Ship
Sally's In Charge
Too Much Pudding, Not Enough Spoons
The Turkish Parliament Has Approved This "Carrot-Man"
It's Raining Dan
It's Like Apples And Oranges (Fucking)
College Is Exactly What I Was Hoping It'd Be
Mentally Ill Farmer Is Finally Getting Help
A Swedish Couple Enjoying Hearty Vegetables
Vulnerable Oligarch Vulnerably Sexting
Best Friends/Next Level
Tooth Fairy Is Quite Real
Civil Disobedience Met With Heartfelt Understanding
A Textbook Case Of Level-12 Pleasure
So Glad That Was You Behind Me
An Astoundingly Honest And Fun Salesman
Celebrating My Promotion With My Wife And Some Dude
Martha Washington? Mmmm Hmmmm
Crammin' For The Jam Exam
I'm Glad We Waited Til Dusk
You Are As Powerful And Detail-Oriented As A River, Sir
Just A Couple Of Lucky Special Ed Teachers
You're Like John Adams Times 1.5!
Babysitter Surprisingly Into Divorced Software Engineer
I Guess We'll Need A New Kitchen
Guilty Catholics Have To Marry Each Other
They Call Me The "You're Welcome Man"
00:30
Let's Get Your Mind Off Of The Dust Bowl
So Relieved We Found This Abandoned Schoolhouse
File Under "The Rolling Stones"
No Need To Explain Your Clean Aqueduct
My Poon-Noodles Are Your Doon-Poodles
Two-State Solution With Benefits
My Skill Set Qualifies Me For This Position
Can't Tell If This Is Sex Or Hockey
Have The Report On My Dick In The Morning
So This Is Medicaid?
Mature Cougar Is Addicted To Beej Pie
Abe Lincoln (Not That One) Is Ready For Fatherhood
Sure, You Can Use The Cat Door
No Senator, I Already Have Two
PTA Meeting Is Full Of Joy And Wonder
Oh Peter, Thank You For The Yard Work
A Real Whodunnit!
Horace's Compromise
Plutocrats Got Feelings Too
by Eugene Mirman
Introduction, A Gift From Derrick
Some Jokes That Have To Do With My Girlfriend, A Hotel In Boston, A Man In Provincetown, Twitter, Time Vs. Timing, A Neck Pillow
Sub Pop Showcase At SxSW
Ask A Pastor
Some Jokes That Touch Upon Religion, Guitar Center
A LinkedIn Profile
The Time I Was Mugged In Mexico With Michael Stipe
Girlfriend, Khaleesi, Any Questions, Making A 'Zine
Contacting Celebrities On Facebook
Not Happy With A Parking Ticket I Got In Portsmouth, NH
Paintings I Made To Showcase At My Local Whole Foods
I Marry A Couple From The Audience On Stage
Welcome To The Meditation, Please Get Comfortable
The Body
Feet & Legs
Tummy, Doodle & Hoo-Hoo
Heart
Throat, Arms & Hands
Head
Thank You Body, Simple Ways To Relax
Introduction
Horse
Horse Galloping
Horse III
Duck
Duck II
Dog
Cat
Cat Purring
Cat Asking For Directions
Two Sheep Arguing
Mice Making Fried Rice
Bear
Wolf
Fox Embarrassed About His Boner
Giraffe Sleeping
Turtle
Turtle II
Shark
Toilet Flushing
Blender
Automatic Door Opening
Doorbell
Alarm Clock
Frying Pan Sizzle
Teapot Whistle
Dishwasher Running
Telephone Ringing
Telephone Falling On The Ground
Shower Running
Crackling Fire
VCR Ejecting A Tape
Group Of Businessmen Agreeing
Baby Locked In A Dresser
Fart
Long Fart
Fart III
Little Girl Crying
Man Walking In Boots
Screaming Man
Screaming Woman Who Sounds Like A Man
TV Audience Clapping At Food
Drum Circle
Rave
Last Guy At A Rave
Train
Steam Engine
Neon Sign
Motorcycle
Scanning An Item
Feeling For A Ripe Avocado
Jihadist After Seeing About A Boy
Jack-In-The-Box
Jigsaw Puzzle
Fire Truck
Video Game
Italian Person Eating a Pizza Pie
Naturalized Immigrant Doing A Job You Are Unqualified For
Abortion Doctor Enjoying A Candy Bar
Grand Wizard Can't Find A Sock
Powerful Senator
Powerful Senator II
Fighter Plane
Ambient Noise In An Airplane
Airplane Flying
Police Siren
Police Siren In Europe
Police Siren In Belgium
Gun Shot
Machine Gun
.357 Magnum Inside A Watermelon
Gays In The Military
Thunder
Rain
Hurricane
Blizzard
Snowing
Sentient Robot Going About His Daily Business
Computer Downloading A File
New Email
Traffic
Kids Playing In The Park
Kids Playing In The Park II
Spaceship Flying
Spaceship Crashing
Going To Warp Speed
Alien Supermarket
Laser Gunfire
Someone Controlling Technology By Waving Their Hands
Ronald Reagan Taking A Shower
Tacos
Fur Coat Getting Fucked By A Bunch Of Cats
Tree Falling In A Forest
Jewish Person Saying "Oy Vey" Wrong
Summertime
People Being Diligent At An Ad Agency
Helicopter
Living Helicopter Complaining
Chinese Woman Eating Lasagna
Hero Returning From A Budweiser Commercial
Elephant Having Trouble
One Of Those People On The Street Who Tries To Get Money
Telephone Calling A Toaster
Grasshopper Asking A Dog A Question
Shortwave Radio
Two Apples On A Rainy Sunday In The Fall
Dentist Having Sex
Panda At A Hotel
Birth Control Pills Telling A Little Boy Not To Eat Them
Cat That Doesn't Mind
Male Toothpaste Being Sneaky
Creamy Polenta Vs. Couscous
Old Man's Penis
Dial Tone
Museum That Needs To Use The Bathroom
Celebrity Agreeing To Take A Selfie
Guy Getting A Sweet Beej
Fire Hydrant That Doesn't Want Anyone To Know It's Anti-Semitic
Bellhop Who Got Stung
LGBT Party Where People Are Eating Sushi
LGBT Newsletter That Loves The Expendables Franchise
Sweaty Kid Crying About A Sandwich
Too Many Pieces Of Paper
Puddle
Magic Clown Using His Powers
Wild Turkey Bragging About His Mansion
The Number 84 Explaining To The Number 52 That It Is Bigger But Not Better
Tape Recorder Being Used Wrong
Misogynistic Maple Trees
Apple Sauce Being Naughty
Safe Word
Two Pistols Sitting On A Shelf
Cookies Being Arrested
Sheep That Is Too Cute To Eat
Daughter Reacting To Her Mother Telling Her There Are Two Kinds Of People In This World
Desk Covered In Hair
Person From 1870 Who Was Frozen In Time
Boy Who Loves Hammocks
Dustpan
A Billion Ants Writing A Complaint Letter
Two 20-Year-Olds Touching Their Winkies
Yellow Line That Divides Roads
Smell Of A Pear
Group Of Wealthy Men
Confused Child
25 Rats Sleeping
Flowers
Fishing
Boat
Mizzenmast
Bow
Stern
Basement
Rainbow
Telescope Being Defensive
Larry King Being Told Important Information
Well
The Moment A Well-Respected Author Wins The Guinness World Record
Salad
Little Girl Teasing A Lamp
Zoo With Nothing To Lose
Racist Stapler
Friendship Bracelet
Thor's Hammer, Mjölnir
Two Lost Fireflies
Humpback Whale
Elevator At The Empire State Building
Tip Of A Billionaire's Penis
Brand New Pillows Covered In Blood
French Kids Picking Apples
Huge Pile Of Dirty Shirts
Hotel Guest Falling Asleep Frustrated
RomneyCare & ObamaCare
The Nerve Of Some People
Boner School
Spilled Milk That Found Out Its Son Died In A Car Accident
A BuzzFeed List
Two College Kids Subtly Trying To Figure Out Which One Is More Disadvantaged
Fox News & MSNBC
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