Live by John Leguizamo - Uhune

LIVE

The popular actor/comedian is the Puerto Rican version of Paul Rodriguez. While Rodriguez harped on the humorous cultural idiosyncrasies of being Mexican, Leguizamo twists the curve toward the New York-born Puerto Ricans, even commenting at the way people confuse the two. With vulgarity used liberally but effectively to make key points and to convey honest truths, Leguizamo does masterful imitations of family and friends as he discourses on what it's like to grow up in a dysfunctional family. He touches on Christmas, his relationship with his brother, the discovery of sexual functions, and then, growing older and dating (or in the case of chasing "Rapunzel Garcia," stalking). There are also two fun musical interludes, one holiday-themed (imagine Santa visiting Puerto Ricans) and a nasty-mouthed rap tune about looking for some female action. Not full of huge laughs all the way through, this performance offers the one thing that all great comics share: the ability to make the sad truths of their lives very funny. ~ Jonathan Widran

1. Intro - Guest Announcer: Chris Rock (Live)

by John Leguizamo

Primary Artist: John Leguizamo; Main Performer
Performer: Chris Rock
John Leguizamo; Performer
Composer: Not Applicable
Various Artists; Composer
Lyricist: Not Applicable
Various Artists; Composer
Editor: Ted Lobinger; Production
Mixing Engineer: Gabriel Veltri; Production
Producer: Brooks Arthur
John Leguizamo; Production
Recording: Gabriel Veltri
Charlie Bouis; Production

2. Can a Girl Be a Bastard? (Live)

by John Leguizamo

Primary Artist: John Leguizamo; Main Performer
Performer: John Leguizamo; Performer
Composer: Not Applicable
Various Artists; Composer
Lyricist: Not Applicable
Various Artists; Composer
Editor: Ted Lobinger; Production
Mixing Engineer: Gabriel Veltri; Production
Producer: Brooks Arthur
John Leguizamo; Production
Recording: Charlie Bouis
Gabriel Veltri; Production

3. Ghetto Prize or Fucked-Up White Family (Live)

by John Leguizamo

Primary Artist: John Leguizamo; Main Performer
Performer: John Leguizamo; Performer
Composer: Not Applicable
Various Artists; Composer
Lyricist: Not Applicable
Various Artists; Composer
Editor: Ted Lobinger; Production
Mixing Engineer: Gabriel Veltri; Production
Producer: Brooks Arthur
John Leguizamo; Production
Recording: Charlie Bouis
Gabriel Veltri; Production

4. Dead Santa (Live)

by John Leguizamo

Primary Artist: John Leguizamo; Main Performer
Performer: John Leguizamo; Performer
Composer: Not Applicable
Various Artists; Composer
Lyricist: Not Applicable
Various Artists; Composer
Editor: Ted Lobinger; Production
Mixing Engineer: Gabriel Veltri; Production
Producer: Brooks Arthur
John Leguizamo; Production
Recording: Charlie Bouis
Gabriel Veltri; Production

5. Fart Asphyxiation (Live)

by John Leguizamo

Primary Artist: John Leguizamo; Main Performer
Performer: John Leguizamo; Performer
Composer: Not Applicable
Various Artists; Composer
Lyricist: Not Applicable
Various Artists; Composer
Editor: Ted Lobinger; Production
Mixing Engineer: Gabriel Veltri; Production
Producer: Brooks Arthur
John Leguizamo; Production
Recording: Charlie Bouis
Gabriel Veltri; Production

6. Make the White Pee (Live)

by John Leguizamo

Primary Artist: John Leguizamo; Main Performer
Performer: John Leguizamo; Performer
Composer: Not Applicable
Various Artists; Composer
Lyricist: Not Applicable
Various Artists; Composer
Editor: Ted Lobinger; Production
Mixing Engineer: Gabriel Veltri; Production
Producer: Brooks Arthur
John Leguizamo; Production
Recording: Charlie Bouis
Gabriel Veltri; Production

7. Parents' Divorce (Live)

by John Leguizamo

Primary Artist: John Leguizamo; Main Performer
Performer: John Leguizamo; Performer
Composer: Not Applicable
Various Artists; Composer
Lyricist: Not Applicable
Various Artists; Composer
Editor: Ted Lobinger; Production
Mixing Engineer: Gabriel Veltri; Production
Producer: Brooks Arthur
John Leguizamo; Production
Recording: Charlie Bouis
Gabriel Veltri; Production

8. Single Mom (Live)

by John Leguizamo

Primary Artist: John Leguizamo; Main Performer
Performer: John Leguizamo; Performer
Composer: Not Applicable
Various Artists; Composer
Lyricist: Not Applicable
Various Artists; Composer
Editor: Ted Lobinger; Production
Mixing Engineer: Gabriel Veltri; Production
Producer: Brooks Arthur
John Leguizamo; Production
Recording: Charlie Bouis
Gabriel Veltri; Production

9. Gramps + Grams (Live)

by John Leguizamo

Primary Artist: John Leguizamo; Main Performer
Performer: John Leguizamo; Performer
Composer: Not Applicable
Various Artists; Composer
Lyricist: Not Applicable
Various Artists; Composer
Editor: Ted Lobinger; Production
Mixing Engineer: Gabriel Veltri; Production
Producer: Brooks Arthur
John Leguizamo; Production
Recording: Charlie Bouis
Gabriel Veltri; Production

10. Rapunzel Garcia (Live)

by John Leguizamo

Primary Artist: John Leguizamo; Main Performer
Performer: John Leguizamo; Performer
Composer: Not Applicable
Various Artists; Composer
Lyricist: Not Applicable
Various Artists; Composer
Editor: Ted Lobinger; Production
Mixing Engineer: Gabriel Veltri; Production
Producer: Brooks Arthur
John Leguizamo; Production
Recording: Charlie Bouis
Gabriel Veltri; Production

11. Blue Balls Strategy (Live)

by John Leguizamo

Primary Artist: John Leguizamo; Main Performer
Performer: John Leguizamo; Performer
Composer: Not Applicable
Various Artists; Composer
Lyricist: Not Applicable
Various Artists; Composer
Editor: Ted Lobinger; Production
Mixing Engineer: Gabriel Veltri; Production
Producer: Brooks Arthur
John Leguizamo; Production
Recording: Charlie Bouis
Gabriel Veltri; Production

12. College Horny Dog (Live)

by John Leguizamo

Primary Artist: John Leguizamo; Main Performer
Performer: John Leguizamo; Performer
Composer: Not Applicable
Various Artists; Composer
Lyricist: Not Applicable
Various Artists; Composer
Editor: Ted Lobinger; Production
Mixing Engineer: Gabriel Veltri; Production
Producer: Brooks Arthur
John Leguizamo; Production
Recording: Charlie Bouis
Gabriel Veltri; Production

13. Penny (Live)

by John Leguizamo

Primary Artist: John Leguizamo; Main Performer
Performer: John Leguizamo; Performer
Composer: Not Applicable
Various Artists; Composer
Lyricist: Not Applicable
Various Artists; Composer
Editor: Ted Lobinger; Production
Mixing Engineer: Gabriel Veltri; Production
Producer: Brooks Arthur
John Leguizamo; Production
Recording: Charlie Bouis
Gabriel Veltri; Production

14. The Night Before Christmas (Live)

by John Leguizamo

Composer: D. Lambert
P. Saisse
J. Leguizamo
Philippe Saisse; Composer
Background Vocals: Dennis Lambert
Jiro Yamaguchi
Will Abers
Ulises Bella
Justin Porée
Sheffer Bruton; Performer
Bass Guitar: Will Abers; Performer
Guitar: Raoul Pacheco; Performer
Keyboard: Philippe Saisse; Performer
Percussion: Justin Porée
Jiro Yamaguchi; Performer
Performer: Tony Touch
John Leguizamo; Performer
Saxophone: Ulises Bella; Performer
Trombone: Sheffer Bruton; Performer
Trumpet: Asdru Sierra; Performer
Arranger: Philippe Saisse; Composer
Lyricist: D. Lambert
P. Saisse
J. Leguizamo
Philippe Saisse; Composer
Vocals: Raoul Pacheco
Asdru Sierra; Performer
Mixing Engineer: Christian "wicked" Wicht; Production
Programmer: Philippe Saisse; Production
Recording: Christian "wicked" Wicht
John Stinson; Production
Primary Artist: John Leguizamo; Main Performer
Producer: Philippe Saisse
Brooks Arthur
Dennis Lambert; Production

15. Gotta Get Some (Live)

by John Leguizamo

Primary Artist: John Leguizamo; Main Performer
Performer: John Leguizamo; Performer
Scratching: Dj Prolifix; Performer
Vocals: Mc Theripy
Mc Robert Cohen
Jeckyl
John Leguizamo; Performer
Composer: Win Meyerson
John Leguizamo
Chas Mastin; Composer
Lyricist: No Time
John Leguizamo; Composer
Mixing Engineer: Chas Mastin; Production
Producer: John Leguizamo
No Time
Brooks Arthur
Chas Mastin; Production

16. Eveyln (Live)

by John Leguizamo

Primary Artist: John Leguizamo; Main Performer
Performer: John Leguizamo; Performer
Composer: Not Applicable
Various Artists; Composer
Lyricist: Not Applicable
Various Artists; Composer
Editor: Ted Lobinger; Production
Mixing Engineer: Gabriel Veltri; Production
Producer: Brooks Arthur
John Leguizamo; Production
Recording: Charlie Bouis
Gabriel Veltri; Production

17. My Divorce (Live)

by John Leguizamo

Primary Artist: John Leguizamo; Main Performer
Performer: John Leguizamo; Performer
Composer: Not Applicable
Various Artists; Composer
Lyricist: Not Applicable
Various Artists; Composer
Editor: Ted Lobinger; Production
Mixing Engineer: Gabriel Veltri; Production
Producer: Brooks Arthur
John Leguizamo; Production
Recording: Charlie Bouis
Gabriel Veltri; Production

18. Grampa's Pinga (Live)

by John Leguizamo

Primary Artist: John Leguizamo; Main Performer
Performer: John Leguizamo; Performer
Composer: Not Applicable
Various Artists; Composer
Lyricist: Not Applicable
Various Artists; Composer
Editor: Ted Lobinger; Production
Mixing Engineer: Gabriel Veltri; Production
Producer: Brooks Arthur
John Leguizamo; Production
Recording: Charlie Bouis
Gabriel Veltri; Production

19. High At Grampa's Funeral (Live)

by John Leguizamo

Primary Artist: John Leguizamo; Main Performer
Performer: John Leguizamo; Performer
Composer: Not Applicable
Various Artists; Composer
Lyricist: Not Applicable
Various Artists; Composer
Editor: Ted Lobinger; Production
Mixing Engineer: Gabriel Veltri; Production
Producer: Brooks Arthur
John Leguizamo; Production
Recording: Charlie Bouis
Gabriel Veltri; Production

20. Teeny, Da Woman Who Called Me On My Bullshit (Live)

by John Leguizamo

Primary Artist: John Leguizamo; Main Performer
Performer: John Leguizamo; Performer
Composer: Not Applicable
Various Artists; Composer
Lyricist: Not Applicable
Various Artists; Composer
Editor: Ted Lobinger; Production
Mixing Engineer: Gabriel Veltri; Production
Producer: Brooks Arthur
John Leguizamo; Production
Recording: Charlie Bouis
Gabriel Veltri; Production

21. Costumed X-Mas (Live)

by John Leguizamo

Primary Artist: John Leguizamo; Main Performer
Performer: John Leguizamo; Performer
Composer: Not Applicable
Various Artists; Composer
Lyricist: Not Applicable
Various Artists; Composer
Editor: Ted Lobinger; Production
Mixing Engineer: Gabriel Veltri; Production
Producer: Brooks Arthur
John Leguizamo; Production
Recording: Charlie Bouis
Gabriel Veltri; Production

22. Holes In My Condom (Live)

by John Leguizamo

Primary Artist: John Leguizamo; Main Performer
Performer: John Leguizamo; Performer
Composer: Not Applicable
Various Artists; Composer
Lyricist: Not Applicable
Various Artists; Composer
Editor: Ted Lobinger; Production
Mixing Engineer: Gabriel Veltri; Production
Producer: Brooks Arthur
John Leguizamo; Production
Recording: Charlie Bouis
Gabriel Veltri; Production

23. Sonogram: No Ding Dong! (Live)

by John Leguizamo

Primary Artist: John Leguizamo; Main Performer
Performer: John Leguizamo; Performer
Composer: Not Applicable
Various Artists; Composer
Lyricist: Not Applicable
Various Artists; Composer
Editor: Ted Lobinger; Production
Mixing Engineer: Gabriel Veltri; Production
Producer: Brooks Arthur
John Leguizamo; Production
Recording: Charlie Bouis
Gabriel Veltri; Production

24. Home Birth or Bikini Wax (Live)

by John Leguizamo

Primary Artist: John Leguizamo; Main Performer
Performer: John Leguizamo; Performer
Composer: Not Applicable
Various Artists; Composer
Lyricist: Not Applicable
Various Artists; Composer
Editor: Ted Lobinger; Production
Mixing Engineer: Gabriel Veltri; Production
Producer: Brooks Arthur
John Leguizamo; Production
Recording: Charlie Bouis
Gabriel Veltri; Production

25. Human Dairy Farm (Live)

by John Leguizamo

Primary Artist: John Leguizamo; Main Performer
Performer: John Leguizamo; Performer
Composer: Not Applicable
Various Artists; Composer
Lyricist: Not Applicable
Various Artists; Composer
Editor: Ted Lobinger; Production
Mixing Engineer: Gabriel Veltri; Production
Producer: Brooks Arthur
John Leguizamo; Production
Recording: Charlie Bouis
Gabriel Veltri; Production

26. Yakkity Yak (Live)

by John Leguizamo

Primary Artist: John Leguizamo; Main Performer
Performer: John Leguizamo; Performer
Composer: Not Applicable
Various Artists; Composer
Lyricist: Not Applicable
Various Artists; Composer
Editor: Ted Lobinger; Production
Mixing Engineer: Gabriel Veltri; Production
Producer: Brooks Arthur
John Leguizamo; Production
Recording: Charlie Bouis
Gabriel Veltri; Production

27. It's Got a Ding Dong (Live)

by John Leguizamo

Primary Artist: John Leguizamo; Main Performer
Performer: John Leguizamo; Performer
Composer: Not Applicable
Various Artists; Composer
Lyricist: Not Applicable
Various Artists; Composer
Editor: Ted Lobinger; Production
Mixing Engineer: Gabriel Veltri; Production
Producer: Brooks Arthur
John Leguizamo; Production
Recording: Charlie Bouis
Gabriel Veltri; Production

28. Airing Their Differences (Live)

by John Leguizamo

Primary Artist: John Leguizamo; Main Performer
Performer: John Leguizamo; Performer
Composer: Not Applicable
Various Artists; Composer
Lyricist: Not Applicable
Various Artists; Composer
Editor: Ted Lobinger; Production
Mixing Engineer: Gabriel Veltri; Production
Producer: Brooks Arthur
John Leguizamo; Production
Recording: Charlie Bouis
Gabriel Veltri; Production

29. Colicky Son - or the Little Prick (Live)

by John Leguizamo

Primary Artist: John Leguizamo; Main Performer
Performer: John Leguizamo; Performer
Composer: Not Applicable
Various Artists; Composer
Lyricist: Not Applicable
Various Artists; Composer
Editor: Ted Lobinger; Production
Mixing Engineer: Gabriel Veltri; Production
Producer: Brooks Arthur
John Leguizamo; Production
Recording: Charlie Bouis
Gabriel Veltri; Production

30. Bedtime Story (Live)

by John Leguizamo

Primary Artist: John Leguizamo; Main Performer
Performer: John Leguizamo; Performer
Composer: Not Applicable
Various Artists; Composer
Lyricist: Not Applicable
Various Artists; Composer
Editor: Ted Lobinger; Production
Mixing Engineer: Gabriel Veltri; Production
Producer: Brooks Arthur
John Leguizamo; Production
Recording: Charlie Bouis
Gabriel Veltri; Production

Technical Specifications

Volume

1 volume only

Tracks

30 tracks available

Type

LIVE

Format

Digital Media

Duration

1 hour, 4 minutes and 57 seconds

Explicit

None

Coverart

Available and up to 600x600 px

Booklet

Not available

Max Quality

CD Quality (Lossless)

16bit / 44.1 kHz

Stereo

Audio Extension

Lossless: FLAC, M4A, WAV, WV, AIFF

Lossy: AAC, MP3, M4A, MP4, OGA, OGG, OPUS, WMA

Archive Format

Available in these formats: ZIP, TAR, RAR

Lyrics

No lyrics found

Synchronized Lyrics

No synced lyrics found

Genres

Pop, Comedy, Latin, Stand-Up Comedy, Sketch Comedy

Label

RCA Records Label

Music Distribution Service

Sony

Country

United States

Language

English (United States)

Popularity

Release Date

Nov 19, 2001

Track Preview

Available

Delivery Charge

Free

Delivery Method

Digital download link via Email or Personal Dashboard on this site

UPC

888880335616