Songs About Famous People (Who Didn't Ask Me to Write About Them)

Audrey and Andy

Ladies Love Justin Bieber

Jon Stewart, You Are a Cultural Phenomenon!

Dylan and Cole Sprouse are Awesome

The Tiffany Eddy Song

Mark Zuckerberg, What Did You Think of "The Social Network"?

Russell Crowe is the Greatest Actor in the World

A Song About Keanu Reeves

Meryl Streep is a Fine Actress

Rebecca Hall, I Have a Crush on You

Ernest Hemingway Was a Great Writer, Don't you Think?

I Like Zelda Fitzgerald

Betsy Ross Was a Great Flagmaker! I Love Her So Much.

Ben Stiller, I Like You Because You are So Darn Funny

Nostradamus is my Favorite Prophet

Kaley Cuoco is Beautiful and Wonderful

A Wonderful Musical Tribute to Emily Dickinson, The Great Poet

Daniel Radcliffe, You Are Great!

Evangeline Lilly, I Would Like to Be Stuck on an Island With You!

Kristen Wiig, You are So Funny and Beautiful

I Think Jamie Foxx Rocks!

William Shakespeare Wrote Awesome Stuff When He Was Alive

A Pretty Good Song About Bruce Willis

A Tremedous Musical Tribute to Jude Law

I Like Bristol Palin

Orlando Bloom, Have You Noticed How Women Go Crazy About You?

Mel Gibson is Great

William Shatner, I Like Your Work!

A Song For George Lucas

Charlie Sheen is So Great and Talented. I Respect Him.

I Love Betty White. It Seems She's Been Old Forever!

I Like the Books of Jane Austen

Jason Segel, You Do a Good Job in Movies and on Television!

Jorge Luis Borges, I Like Your Books So Very Much!

Bill Gates, You are Great!

Johnny Galecki is a Hero to Geeks and Nerds Everywhere!

Jim Parsons Does a Great Job Portraying a Super Nerd on TV!

Rooney Mara, You are So Darn Cute

I LIke the Actor Named David Boreanaz

I Have a Crush on Erica Jong

Kerri Green is the Ultimate 1980s Girl!

A Song For Stephanie, Addie and Alli From Minnesota (Thanks For Calling!)