A band that got kicked off Sub Pop for playing pranks (turns out their guitarist wasn't dead!) shouldn't be releasing albums so well constructed, should they? Album covers with naked/bloody women and midgets, half-hour-long albums and 15 minute shows, and a total aversion to telling the truth give
the Dwarves a lower profile than you'd think if you only heard the music. It keeps the band a dirty little secret. If you want in and can stand the guy or girl behind the counter sizing you up for buying an album with such a filthy cover,
The Dwarves Must Die is an excellent place to start. Producer
Eric Valentine -- the man who gave everyone from
Smash Mouth to
Queens of the Stone Age his winning slick and loud treatment -- keeps the chaos clear as a bell and makes this the most accessible
Dwarves album yet. Luckily, the band is ready for
Valentine's cool touch with an inspired, biting set of tunes that put the pedal to the metal. There are punk, garage, and metal sounds, of course, along with the catchy, over the top pop that was featured on 2000's
Come Clean and some hip-hop that's just plain fun.
Dexter Holland from
the Offspring,
Nick Oliveri from
Queens of the Stone Age,
Nash Kato from
Urge Overkill, and the man who voiced the original Space Ghost --
Gary Owens -- all show up as guests, but they're only pawns in
the Dwarves' deviant game. Running at just over half an hour,
The Dwarves Must Die is tight and doesn't wear out its welcome. As much as
the Dwarves try to sabotage their own career with a "stay away" attitude, their music keeps getting better and better. If it wasn't for the blood and nudity, they'd be huge.