No one should mistake
The Osbourne Family Album as an
Ozzy Osbourne album -- it's the soundtrack to the ludicrously successful MTV reality sitcom The Osbournes and, as such, it plays to the unexpected crossover
Ozzy and clan earned with the show, not his longtime fans. In fact, there are only three
Ozzy songs here -- "Dreamer," a real nice ballad from his fall 2001 release Down to Earth (the album he was promoting when the show was shot); "Mama, I'm Coming Home," which his wife
Sharon claims in the liner notes was written for her when he was on tour for a long, long time; and, of course, "Crazy Train," which is also present in
Pat Boone's kitschy, loungey cover, since it is, after all, the theme of the series. The rest is a hodgepodge that attempts to replicate the feel of the show and the personalities of the family, while offering career boosts to
Osbourne children Jack (he pushes Dillusion, a band he's been "developing over at Epic for a year now, so being as it was [his] signing [he] thought including this song was only appropriate"; it's an American variation on
Radiohead, which means there's a touch of metal to the guitars and the arty moodiness has been replaced with earnest moodiness) and
Kelly (singing a slickly, hard-rocking cover of
Madonna's "Papa Don't Preach," which is played straight and isn't that bad). Then, there's a bunch of other stuff that doesn't hold together musically, unless as viewed as family favorites.
The Kinks' "You Really Got Me" really got
Ozzy into rock & roll, so it's here.
Sharon remembers that daughter Aimee (who opted out of starring in the series) used to dance to
the Cars' "Drive" as a child, so it's here.
Kelly likes
Starsailor, so a previously unreleased live version of "Good Souls" is here. Jack likes
System of a Down, so "Snowblind," a song he believes "didn't get the recognition that it deserved," is here.
John Lennon's "Imagine" was
Ozzy and
Sharon's song, so it's here, as is
Eric Clapton's "Wonderful Tonight," which
Ozzy used to play as
Sharon got ready to go out. Although it's not noted on the back cover, there are a bunch of dialogue snippets from the show interspersed throughout the album, which throws the indexing of the record completely off (for instance, Dillusion's "Mirror Image" would be the ninth track, but it comes up as the 18th). Given the amount of dialogue and number of different musical styles, this really isn't for anybody outside The Osbournes fanatic -- again, the show, not
Ozzy -- but for those that love the show, this is a good aural souvenir. ~ Stephen Thomas Erlewine