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An Apple a Day, You'll Die Anyway

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Can I Be Aborted, Even Though I'm 29?

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Eating Holograms of Twinkies Will Still Make You Gain Weight, Sorry

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Life Is Like a Box of Chocolates, Mostly Disappointing

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Cover Me With Spiders and Gasoline? I'm In!

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I Saw Something That Reminded Me of You, Then I Flushed

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Slurp'n Up That Ice Cream Baby

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Staring Into the Jaws of Capitalism and Saying Yes Daddy Please

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Weddings Are Funerals With Cake

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Whine Moms

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You Must Be Depression, Because You Make Me Want to Kill Myself

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If the Spaghetti Monster Doesn't Exist, Why Do Planets Look Like Meatballs

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When God Put Teeth in Your Mouth, He Ruined a Perfectly Good Asshole

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King Douche on His Throne of Lonliness

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There Isn't a Bus Short Enough for Your to Throw Up In

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Fucky the Drunk Clown Only Comes Around During a Full Moon

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The Human Race Makes Mistakes, You're the Worst I've Seen So Far

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If You're Going to Be Two Faced, at Least Make One of Them Pretty

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