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The Gilmore Girls Are Never Gonna Get Married

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Everybody Parties! (Thanks to Andrew W.K.)

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I Would Fuck Falcor

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I Only Gamble With My Life

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Fondue Is a Gateway Drug (Melted Cheese in My Bloodstream)

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Last Night I Was Making Meth in My Blender

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I Can't Hear Myself Drowning

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Rocketpunch, Rocketpunch, Fucking Rocketpunch

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Speed Auctioneering

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The Man-E-Faces of Jesus

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Bring Him Down Legolas! (Nn Gliktic Cunquee)

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Did You Mean Fuckwheat Pancakes?

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The Jonas Brothers Are Immortal

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What If It Tastes Like Vanilla & Skunks?

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Ludacristopher Columbus, Winchesterton Churchill, And the Hobolephant

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It's Not Like I Had Unprotected Sex to Get a Tumor

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Taking the K.C.T. (Standardized Tests for Dating Kaycee Taylor)

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Holy Shit, Have You Seen "Event Horizon"?

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